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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
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"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"
"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"
"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"
"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""
"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"
"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."