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Joke of the Day

"What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant."

"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."

"How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope"

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"

"This poor old lady slipped and fell on the ice today..... at least I think she was poor she only had 75 cents in her purse."

"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I used to be a narcissist But now look at me"

"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."