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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"
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"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."
"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."
"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"
"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"
"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"
"What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies"
"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""
"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"