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Joke of the Day

"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"

"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"

"THE MERMAID WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS? BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!! BADA BUM !!!"

"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar"

"I went to a conference for leg less woman, that place was crawling with pussy."

"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"

"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"