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Joke of the Day

"Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood."

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying ""gracias"" at Mexican restaurants."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"

"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me,, and then plug me back in again,, and see if that works."

"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."