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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."
"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."
"What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish? Stealhead!"
"I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated."
"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"
"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""