11378

Joke of the Day

"Me: are you serious? GF: yes I can't take it anymore, you're too unpredictable Me: [wearing a different shirt] what are you talking about?"

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"

"Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights."

"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"

"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire"

"my love is blind :("

"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"

"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."