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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive."
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"What's the difference between Barack Obama and a mark on a gift? One's a President and the other's a pressie dent. i'll see myself out."
"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"
"What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up."
"If you say ""Starbucks"" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie and tell you the best things about Fall."
"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."
"My wife hates it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend."
"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"
"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."
"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."