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Joke of the Day

"I was going down on my grandmother the other day... When I tasted horse semen, and I thought ""huh, that must be how she died."""

"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"

"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"

"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?"

"I had dream that I really had to take piss When I woke up I had peed myself. Thats when I relised... dreams really do come true"

"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."