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Joke of the Day

"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."

"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"

"I hate my job at the crematorium But at last I urn a paycheck."

"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"

"For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!"

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."

"I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that."

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"

"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."