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Joke of the Day
"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"
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"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."
"Note to self Don't buy one."
"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"
"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """
"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"