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Joke of the Day

"What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish? Give them a ""test tickle."""

"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"

"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."

"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"

"""Long story short"" makes your story three words longer."

"What type of jokes do planets tell each other? Cosmic jokes."

"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."

"My uncle always believed that ""Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything."" I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."