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Joke of the Day
"What type of jokes do planets tell each other? Cosmic jokes."
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"Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery..."
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."
"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"
"The best way to get your kid to play with 800 toys at once is to tell then you're going to donate them to charity."
"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."
"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."
"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."