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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."
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"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters."
"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."
"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"
"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."
"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"