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Joke of the Day
"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""
"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"
"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"
"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""