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Joke of the Day
"You're a guy, therefore you can't ""hehehehe""."
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"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"So I watched my first porno the other day... I'd have to say, damn I looked good."
"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."
"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure (told by Cortana)"
"I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say ""Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises."
"I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'"