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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people"
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"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"
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"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"
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"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."