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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"

"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."

"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."

"A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon."

"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"

"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"

"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."