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"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"

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"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."
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"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."
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"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"
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