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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."

"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"

"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."

"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"

"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"

"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."

"hey, a mime! *mime starts having heart attack* hes pretending to die lol *mime collapses* *hours later still watching his body* wow hes good"