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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"
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"I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski. I asked, ""So are you Polish?"" He said, ""No, my great grandad was."" I said, ""Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"""
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""
"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."
"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."
"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"
"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"