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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."
Next Joke
"A man walks into a bar... ...and then he leaves."
"5: ""Mommy why not?"" Me: ""Because you're driving me crazy."" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"""
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"
"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."
"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"
"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."