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Joke of the Day

"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"

"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."

"A new study says that lesbians have more orgasms than straight people. Of course they do. Have you ever heard of a dildo premature ejaculating?"

"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."

"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."

"There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops."