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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."

"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""

"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"

"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""

"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into a movie theater? She heard there were free shots."