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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."
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"So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans. No homo."
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."
"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""
"Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes"
"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"
"When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a ""Moray"""
"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"