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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"
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"What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the hookers in downtown Little Rock? The hookers have real orgasms and fake diamonds."
"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"
"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"
"I know Greenwich has a mean time, But do they have a happy hour?"
"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."
"As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, ""This may be the worst prize ever."""