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Joke of the Day

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

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"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
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