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Joke of the Day

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."

"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""

"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"

"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."

"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."

"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."

"What did the eyeball say? Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, ""wazzup brow"""

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""