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Joke of the Day

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."

"If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."

"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""

"Drinking game. Make the drunkest person in the room call in a Chinese food order. Every time they have to repeat themselves, take a shot."

"What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant? You have diafetus"

"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"