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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"

"DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN"

"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."

"I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus."

"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."

"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."

"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor"