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Joke of the Day

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"

"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."

"Poo jokes. I do, do them Not my go to joke type, not bad for a number two though"

"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."

"How long do you have to wait between naps?"

"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."

"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."

"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("

"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."

"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""