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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being drunk? Ask a glass of water."
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"If you ever see anyone doing a crossword... ...tap them on the shoulder and whisper ""7 up is lemonade""."
"I like to walk up to strangers and ask, ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away."
"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees."
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."
"My 5 year old brother said ""when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE"
"How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time."