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Joke of the Day
"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"
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"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."
"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."
"quickie or quiche?"
"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."
"Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no"
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."