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Joke of the Day

"Heard my mom tell my dad to ""stop tossing her salad"" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing..."

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"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"
"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"
"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."
"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"
"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."
"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."