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Joke of the Day
"If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you."
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"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."
"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"
"When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant."
"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("
"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"
"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."
"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"
"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."
"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."