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Joke of the Day
"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."
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"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."
"So a bum asked me for same change... A homeless man asked me for some change today. I said to him, ""Sorry, pal. You should know better than me that no one in this place has got _innocence_."""
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."
"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"
"A new nightclub has just opened down the road and they are offering free drinks all night for just under 20 quid. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19.99."
"DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey. Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared"
"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."