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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."
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"My new years resolution is 1200x800"
"Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch? Because he had Somalia."
"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"Look out man! You know the difference between driving in the fog and 69ing is? You can't see the asshole in front of you driving in the fog."
"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."