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Joke of the Day
"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"
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"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English."
"What does Tom Cruise have in common with gay porn stars? All their best work is behind them"
"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""
"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"
"What's big and round and full of seamen? Your mom"
"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"
"Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream."
"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."