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Joke of the Day

"You're like school in the summertime - no class."

"*interrogating cat* Admit it! You're a Communist! ""Meow"" A no-good red! ""Meow"" Tough guy eh? ""Meow"" We can do this all night. ""Mao"" Youwait"

"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."

"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"

"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."

"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"

"Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party."