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Joke of the Day

"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"

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"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."
"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."
"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"
"Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives."
"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"
"""It's payback time, bitches!"" - What I think every morning now that I wake my kids up."
"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
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