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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."

"An unfortunate blind date. that's the last blind date I go on. She turned up. hit me with her cane then her dog bit me. It was like she couldn't even see."

"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."

"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."

"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"

"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "