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Joke of the Day
"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."
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"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."
"How to Tie a Noose by Sue E. Side"
"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""
"I finally found a thread where OP delivered! It was a boy."