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"I finally found a thread where OP delivered! It was a boy."
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"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."
"What does a Cannon and Canon have in common? They both kill ships."
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."
"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"
"Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom"
"If Wednesday is hump day... Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?"