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"What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner"
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"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"
"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"
"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"
"*ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING"
"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""
"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"
"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."
"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."
"Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."