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Joke of the Day

"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."

"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"I recently got a vaccination... Now I would make a joke about shots or people who get them but I can't now that I'm autistic."

"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."

"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."