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Joke of the Day

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."

"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."

"How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up."

"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."

"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."

"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."

"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."