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Joke of the Day

"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"

"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""

"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."

"Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke? Horse: Neigh!"

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."