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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!"

"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."

"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"

"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."

"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."