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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!"
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"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."
"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."
"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"
"I like taking pictures with my friends but my mom says she didn't raise a thief"
"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."
"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape"