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Joke of the Day

"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"

"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"

"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."

"On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thinks is about to happen."

"When a man falls over the side of a boat... the crew shouts ""Man overboard!"" When a woman falls over, the crew shouts ""Full speed ahead!"""

"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."

"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"So the bus driver said to the string ""Are you a string?"" and the string said ""No I'm afraid not"". (A frayed knot)."

"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""