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Joke of the Day

"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"

"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand."

"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"

"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV."

"Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"