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Joke of the Day
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"
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"If Amy Schumer was a football player, what team would she play for? The Stealers."
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."
"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
"For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence."
"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."
"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"
"To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it"