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Joke of the Day

"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."

"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."

"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"

"The ""oops, wrong hole"" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend."

"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied,"" Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special""."

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""