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"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."
"What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"
"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."
"I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals."
"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."